The sooner the better!
Sharing, a sad but necessary cull
As the holidays begin - and after yesterday's incident where a gull carried away a small child's overpriced sausage roll in St Ives, we at Cornwall Duchy Council have made the decision that action has to be taken and it has to be done swiftly.
We have decided that a cull is necessary....there are just far too many now compared to years ago....they are noisy, smelly, and they spread all kinds of horrible diseases....
Now we know that there will be complaints about cruelty....people will say that they have lived among us for many years....
they will say that most people are used to them now or at least they have learned to live alongside them....and some will even say that they like them!!
....But we at Cornwall Duchy Council stand firm with our decision - so the cull of TOURISTS starts tomorrow!!
Great news, North Wales next, please!
I prefer seagulls to humans any day!
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